Amritsari people (read Punjabis) ask 2 questions daily to each-other:

1. Khaane mein kya banayein?
2. Yeh weight kum kaise hoga?

And we wash both of these questions down with a glass of lassi which is mostly big enough to send a lesser mortal into a coma.

This and more from life in Amritsar presented to you in Hinglish (and some Punjabi if you like) by someone who's lived most of his life in this city of carbs.