It's Aayushi's birthday and instead of going out and partying like a normal, functioning human being, you are invited to her one - hour Variety Show where she tells you jokes about how no one loved her when she was little and how she has cultivated a need for attention so bad that she needs a solo show ON HER BIRTHDAY, to make her feel alive and whole. Will there be surprise guests? Well, it wouldn't be a surprise if we tell you. Will there be intense eye contact? We don't know. Will there be music? Definitely. 

P.S Please bring presents.